The Three Little Pigs
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Once upon a time
there was a family of three little pigs
	*oink sound effect*
one little pig lived in a house of straw
another little pig lived in a house of wood
the third little pig lived in a house of brick
But then there came along a big bad wolf.
	*howling wolf*
The wolf went knocking on the first pig's door
"Little pig, little pig," he said.  "let me come in!"
"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin." the first pig said.
"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf.
So he huffed, and he puffed,
	*wind sound effect*
and he blew the house down and ate the little pig right up.
The next day, the big bad wolf came knocking on the second pig's door.
	*knock sound effect*
"Little pig, little pig," he said, "let me come in!"
"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin," the second pig said.
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed,
	*wind sound effect*
and he blew the house down, and ate the little pig right up.
The next day, the big bad wolf came knocking on the third pig's door.
"Little pig, little pig," he said, "let me come in!"
"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin," the third pig said.
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed,
	*wind sound effect*
but the house of bricks would not fall.
The wolf went home and thought about how to trick the third little pig.
The next day, the big bad wolf came knocking on the door again.
"Ho ho ho," he said. "It's me, Santa Claus! I have presents!"
"If you are really Santa, then come down my chimney chim chim," the third pig said.
So he jumped up on the roof and climbed in the chimney.
But the third little pig knew it was the wolf, and put a pot of hot water under the chimney.
Down the wolf came, straight into the water, and got cooked right up.
	*screaming, burning alive sound effect*
As the pig began to feast on his wolf dinner, his brothers jumped out and they were reunited.
And the three little pigs lived happily ever after.
	*music*